If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

Hw do U kp a txtr in suspense? I'll tel U l8r.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

How do u occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!

I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.

Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.

Intelligent, sweet, charming, friendly...enough about ME! How are you?

What did da bartender sy 2 da jumper cables wen they walked in 2 da bar? Ok you two, dont start any thing.

Hard work has a future payoff nd Laziness pays off RIGHT NOW!

Whts da diff btwen ur wife nd ur job? After 10 years ur job still sucks

Folk sy u only fall in love once, bt whenever I hear ur voice I fall in luv all over again.

Girls r like phones. We love 2 b held, talked 2 bt if u press da wrong button you'll b disconnected!

Gorgeous, intelligent, sweet, charming and friendly...its enough abt ME! How r u?

Alwayz remember u r unique - just like every1 else.